Ladies weekend in Afghanistan!
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Hey Gals,
Who’s up for a fun weekend in Afghanistan? Grab your birkahs and a male relative to leave the house with (you’ll need him just to walk around in public) and let’s hit the town!
Oh and bring some under armour, you may get rocks thrown at you by local men who disagree with your nutty western ways. Please don’t get all uppity about it, they just want things to be like they were in the good old days, when the Taliban treated women like goats. Ouch. lighten up, feminazi! What’s so bad about being a goat? Sometimes people give you those tasty brown pellets and pet you.
Looking for a husband? Lonely ladies look no more. Afghanistan is chock full of hot-blooded men who are so spicy in bed, they’ve actually passed a law that allows them to forcefully have sex with their wives at any time they please. That’s right, by law a lady has to put out at the demand of her husband. Do I sense a little S/M Daddy play? Sounds hot. Who said marital sex has to be dull? Not with these studs. Hey Afghanistan Tourism Board, here’s a million-dollar idea: Club Med Kabul.
