Dickless duo warms my heart.

There are entire days I spend  hating strangers for no real reason. It could be for their stupid haircuts, or a retarded tribal tattoo. Maybe someone doesn’t order quickly enough in front of me in line and I wish thrush on them.  FYI – “Thrush” is a yeast infection of the throat and the word really makes me laugh hard. But sometimes in the midst of my daily hate festival, I watch this tv commercial from Korea for Etude House and it makes all my loathing of humanity dissolve into Hello Kitty kisses and Bento Box dreams.

The essence of this ad is two sexless, but adorable asian people dancing about cosmetics. The guy is so effeminate by Western standards, but nonetheless he captures my heart. The song is so catchy, it makes me wish I was a part of this cheery duo. Etude House, I am a spaniel at thy feet. You have put your tiny pink arms around my heart and squeezed all the blackness out.