Christina Pazsitzky

Catch me on "Chelsea Lately" August 2.



July 22nd Ice House 10p

July 27th Lola's 8pm

July 30th Sal's Comedy Hole 8p

Aug. 7th Slingers

August 27 Malo 7:30p

Aug. 28th Downtown

oct 1 San Jose Park Fundraiser



PEARLS OF WISDOMNUGGETS

"The unexamined life is not worth living." - Socrates

"A guilty conscience needs to confess. A work of art is a confession." - Albert Camus

"Every time you burp, you're cheating your asshole." - Grandma