Christina Pazsitzky

Comedian, Writer on "Chelsea Lately"

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Entries from October 30th, 2009

139. I'm L.A. OBESE.

October 30th, 2009 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

So it’s official. I’m a load of human waste undeserving of  love.  Went to my doctor today for an annual check up and for the first time in a year, stepped on a scale. It said 139 and I was like “um, so how much do the clothes and shoes and stuff weigh?”  The nurse [...]

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See, Comedy IS Therapy…

October 29th, 2009 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-urban-scientist/200906/is-your-comedian-your-therapist
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Flipping Out

October 27th, 2009 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

If you haven’t seen this TV show, “Flipping Out” I highly recommend it. If you’re like me, you love honest, sarcastic people who say the stuff we all think but don’t say out loud. Well, not me. Other people…but Jeff Lewis is a Real Estate House flipper/designer and is so goddamn funny. Watch him with [...]

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The Only Advertising Campaign I Love

October 20th, 2009 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

Most advertising makes me angry enough to dole out some dick punches. But this Dos Equis campaign is creative, funny and inspiring. Oh and this guy reminds me so much of my dad.

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The Scariest Place on Earth a.k.a. My Trip to the Middle East.

October 18th, 2009 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

Until I visited the Middle East this past August, I really had no idea what was going on there. I mean I knew the bearded troglodyte made the airplanes go into the buildings, but I’m ashamed to say I was pretty ignorant of what was happening.  After seeing things first hand, I can’t stop thinking [...]

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Hot Nude Yuck

October 17th, 2009 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

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Polanski Should go to Prisonski

October 14th, 2009 · Comments Off · Uncategorized

This is the face of a pedophile.  I don’t care if he makes avant-garde films that the French like, this guy gave a 13 year-old girl a Quaalude and champagne and sodomized her in a jacuzzi. Even if it was the 70’s, I don’t recall the sexual revolution including sex with children. I can’t wait for this creep [...]

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