The Duggars are Dugstusting.

Who are these disgusting inbred hillbilly Creationists making too many children? They are crucifying Octomom in the media, but where is the outrage for the randy jesusfreaks? Animal Services makes it illegal to have more than 6 cats at once. How is it legal or even ethical to have a grotesque litter of children in this day and age?

P.S. can we please give this lady below her own reality show. Seriously, the best part of “Hoarders” are the kookieshoes cat ladies. Just make the whole show about them. The TV show should be called “Guess What This Woman’s Apartment Smells Like.”

This poor brood mare of woman, or Mrs. Duggar, has to pump out every one of Jim-Bob’s filthy ejaculations in the form of a new child because they don’t believe in rubbers. I understand the utility of having 18 kids in the old timey days when you had to work the land and there were dust bowls and Rose of Sharn had to breast feed the old man to keep him alive. But this is just depressing. Imagine how much it would suck to grow up with this family… The older kids have to take care of the younger ones. Imagine being a 9 year-old and instead of playing video games like a normal kid, you’re changing shitty diapers all day. All your clothes are all homemade and lame. You’re not allowed to watch any cool TV shows or listen to normal music. They can’t date or go to school dances, oh wait, they’re home schooled tooo!!!! Oh and they make their own soap!!!! Oh God I hate these counter culture freaks!

Ewwww and the eldest child just got married and had his first kiss at his wedding in front of his family. Yes, he had his first REAL KISS in front of his entire family!!! So totally gross. Now he’s pumping out more kids who will never see an episode of the “Real World” or a re-run of the “A-Team”. It’s un-American.

Ooooohhhh we only do it when I ovulate.

Who does Jim Bob’s face remind you of? YES Ted Haggard! I don’t trust these two.

I can’t wait for the episode where Jim Bob sneaks off to get a handy from some lot lizard. For the season finale, they should cut his balls off.