"Hey! Been Trying To Meet You…"

Sometimes I’ll sit on my couch alone with a baker’s dozen of Cinnabons and just eat out the middles, wondering “is life worth living”? Then just before I watch another episode of “Hoarders”, I’ll get a text message from a friend, informing me that the Pixies (MY FAVORITE BAND IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE) have just released their own SHOE! I’ve got the CD’s, the documentary, the hoodie and now the SHOE. So excited, I can’t contain it. But they’re $60!! Doesn’t Kim Deal know all her fans are derelicts who need that $60 for a bag of the chronic, the best tonic?