Christina Pazsitzky

There are a few things I hold dear to my little black heart – my husband and family, the USA and the Pixies. I have nerded out to them so hard and for so long , specifically since 1989 at Dodger Stadium. I was 13 years old and Pixies were opening for the Cure. It [...]

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This is hands down my favorite documentary. It was the first film Todd Phillips directed about the lunatic punker GG Allin who died in 1994 from a heroin overdose. The absurdity of everyone’s behavior in this film makes this seem like a parody of a punk band documentary, like Spinal Tap. Oh no, my sweet [...]

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You should come if your mommy lets you out of the house. Come on, just tell her you got stuff to do!
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One person is really excited to be in this photo…
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Who are these disgusting inbred hillbilly Creationists making too many children? They are crucifying Octomom in the media, but where is the outrage for the randy jesusfreaks? Animal Services makes it illegal to have more than 6 cats at once. How is it legal or even ethical to have a grotesque litter of children in [...]

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This is the best video. I like how at about 2:00 in, you see dudes taking pictures of him laughing. Hey, if the Indians aren’t uptight about Romeo, neither am I. This song is a jam, too. His whole crazy rap at the end is scary though.

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So I did the famous “Bob and Tom” show today and was so nervous this morning because they are like radio royalty. It was my first time with them, but my husband Tom Segura had done the show before and raved about them. I woke up naturally at like 6am in a total lather. Keep [...]

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Sometimes I’ll sit on my couch alone with a baker’s dozen of Cinnabons and just eat out the middles, wondering “is life worth living”? Then just before I watch another episode of “Hoarders”, I’ll get a text message from a friend, informing me that the Pixies (MY FAVORITE BAND IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE) have just [...]

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This is an ad for a fun beach resort in Abu Dhabi. Know what’s really fun? Going to the beach covered head to toe in heavy robes.
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