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As usual, the Japanese always know how to make you feel dirty inside. Here’s their take on the latest fad of girls trashing their wedding dresses after the ceremony is over. Notice the girl at the end taking a silent pleasure in her humiliation. It’s so goddamn weird.
Top Ten Tackiest Wedding Themes
You had the wedding and posted the pictures for all the world to see. I’ve taken those pictures and arranged them in a list of all-time worst weddings. Thank you, cyberspace.
10. You love jean shorts and you love the beach. But please don’t invite me to your jeanshorts beach wedding. 
9. Goth wedding. Oooooohhh, spooky. When exactly does “till death do us part…” start? p.s. I think the groom has already passed.
8. Star Wars wedding. Fucking nerds. I just saw some nerds getting married in Klingon on tv yesterday. They even spoke the “Klingon language” which isn’t a real language. You see, this is what happens to white people when they are left alone. Ever see a black couple doing this dumb shit? hell no. 
7. The camoflauge wedding. Try harder, I can still see you…
6. The clown wedding. Please don’t send in the clowns. They terrified us as children, now this wedding will haunt our dreams. I hope she shoves a balloon animal in his no-no hole.
5. Hello Kitty wedding. We’ve seen the Hello Kitty toaster, cell phone and even the vibrator. But the wedding? Again, thank you Japanese people for making us feel weird inside.
4. The Elvis wedding. This is the King of tacky weddings. It would be a crime not to include this one in the list. 
3. The Nudist wedding. Look, we all hate wearing pants. But maybe you could make an exception for your own wedding? No guy looks good Donald-Duckin’ it. 
2. The Waffle House wedding. Cuz yer classy. And your trailer is just around the corner.
Umm, aren’t you supposed to wear gloves or something when you’re serving food to the public?
1. Drum roll, please. The ultimate in tacky wedding themes is the Renaissance wedding, Milady. Wow! Our expectations for the marriage are pretty high now.
Rule # 1 for a successful marriage – put the groom in man-tights. If she can respect you in those, she will respect you forever. Oh and did I mention you two are total fags?
A Pretty Great “Save the Date”.
I found this gem in a gay magazine in like 1995 and have had it on my fridge ever since. The artwork is amazing. Love the attention to detail in the drawing, down to every curly chest hair. The pose is genius… he manages to talk on the phone AND wrap his hand around his bloated, distended belly and down his pants. But most of all, they put this bear in his natural habitat – a scenic mountain setting – rarrrrrr – this bear’s musk is in full flavor and he’s ready to find his cub. Maybe you?