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Apr 2009 18

Tomorrow I will be a guest on Brendan’s podcast for www.livecomedyla.com. Brendan is a huge fan of comedy and an aficionado on the LA comedy scene.

check it out!

www.livecomedyla.com

Can’t wait!

Apr 2009 18

Jackpot!  I love nutty sites like this.

www.xxxchurch.com

It’s a site devoted to helping Christians kick their porn “addictions”.  My favorite part of this is the series of overly dramatic videos and the confessions of these poor sex-deprived and repressed people.

I’m not one to take huge dumps on the church. I went to Catholic school for years and was recently married in a Catholic church. Irish nuns saved my life in High School and I will forever be grateful to the Sisters of St. Louis.

But one thing I’ve never liked is the Catholic view of sexuality, a view that is morbid and unnatural.  So much guilt and punishment linked to something that at the end of the day, isn’t that big of a deal. Debating or writing on the issue seems cliche, so I’ll just skip to the site.

It’s great for a few laughs. Especially the amount of torment these folks feel for  just looking at pornography. Just looking at it!  Apparently it is enough to DESTROY your marriage and your life.

Oh, and look a their cool reality series where young Christian nerds  hold “Porn and Pancake” breakfasts to try and save normal people with their disgusting sugary breads and edgy posters. I hate when old people try and make religion hip by marketing it to us youngens in a manner they think we’ll respond to. Don’t sing metal songs about Jesus or rap about being saved, stick to the old timey organ jams.  I like those old timey church hits.

“Father Abraham” –  Right arm, left arm. This song is FUN.

“This Little Light of Mine” – Hide this jam under a bushel? HELL NO.

It’s so embarrassing when bands try to make church stuff cool. Just have some dignity and be proud to be a nerd. You don’t see any punk bands singing Lord of the Rings or Magic the Gathering jams – because nerds that are into that stuff own their nerdom. They’re cool with it. And as a result, I’m cool with them. I was a Goth chick for several years. I know what its like being into gay shit. You just gotta embrace your dorkdom and ride the tide of your peers talking shit to you. It’ll make you a better person and eventually you’ll feel the need to tell poop jokes to thousands of strangers each week.

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