Christina Pazsitzky

See me on E!'s "Wildest TV Moments" , new episodes air every Friday at 7:30pm and 10pm.

I'm going to the Middle East! Yikes! For a military tour. Let's hope they don't sell me for my natural Aryan locks of gold.

Celebrating my birthday June 18th. Know who else will be? Paul McCartney of a little band known as "The Beatles". It's kind of "our thing".

Lookin' for new girls to put babies in. -- When asked what his plans were for 1998. - Old Dirty Bastard aka:

Dirt McGirt, Dirt Dog, Russell Jones, Osirus, Osiris the Father, Ason Unique, Joe Bananas, Ol' Dirt Schultz, Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant (from Chappelle's Show), The Bebop Specialist, The Man of All Rainbows, Prince Delight, The Professor, Rain Man, Big Box o' Chili, Super Bastard, Peanut the Kidnapper, Tha Mad Specialist, Freeloading Rusty, Hasaan, Ill Irving the Murderer